What the hell? My hair wasn't three feet long yesterday...
Though that was pretty much my height, so...There's this... thing... in my room. ... "Playstation 2"? It's some weird-looking machine, hooked up to the TV. As if that wasn't weird enough, there's a little box on top of it...
It has our avatars on the front...
... Wait, what?!
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I....
For some reason, it's... a
game. OUR LIVES ARE NOT A GOD-DAMNED GAME. (Digital Devil Saga 2? What the hell does
that mean?!)
... and why am I controlling Serph? (WHERE THE HELL AM I? And SERA?!! ... And Cielo. Cielo's missing too. But Sera!!)
... I... think I'm going to be here for a while.
Serph, your little ass-wiggle run is going to bug the hell out of me. Learn to walk like a man, come on.